Thursday, April 22, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: MASSIVE FIRE AT MEL'S DINER

Yah I'm yelling. More news as it develops. Its like 9-11 all over again.


A single tear is making its way down my cheek. I wish it had put out this fire when it was naught but a spark.


Now burns a noble diner. Goodnight, Hungry Mel.
And flights of (kinda old and/or meh but maybe hot at one point or in favourable lighting conditions) waitresses sing thee to thy rest.



Nothing left but a smoking ruin.


Damage is estimated to be at least in the millions of dollars. (IF NOT BILLIONS IN FUTURE SALES, AMIRITE!?)

PANDEMONIUM! I think thats Russell's car. HE DID THIS.

Too little too late.

The aftermath.

4 comments:

  1. Blake how dare you. I was never as hungry for Mel's as you were, but I knew what she meant to you. Don't make me out to look like some kind of Tarkin-esque douchebag.

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  2. STOP SPEAKING ABOUT HER IN THE PAST TENSE, SHES STILL GOT SOME LIFE IN HER, DAMN IT!

    So you admit it though, you were at the scene of the crime? Interesting...

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  3. I awoke at 8am that morning to the sound of 3 helicopters delivering water to douse the fire...

    I've gotta say, after 5years at WLU, it's the end of an era. I'm glad graduation is around the corner because I couldn't bare a year of uni without late night breakfasts or absurd amounts of sugar.

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  4. "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as though thousands of university students suddenly cried out in hunger and were suddenly silenced."

    But yeah, it definitely wasn't me.

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