Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Re: Dear Everyone

Dear Everyone (again, sorry to make you all come back),

I take back what I said yesterday, I'm not so sure anymore. I'll check and get back to you.

So you know those crazy things that Asians always have attached to their phones? I want one. I'm going to Japan and I consider it an integral way to get accepted into their crazy future-culture centered around tentacles and cell phones with television on them.

Speaking of Japan, I wrote a super awesome play in Japanese about Transformers going out to a bar. Its first showing is today, and I expect great commercial success. I'm a regular shakesuperu.





UPDATE: 外人 サマシュ! (GAIJIN SMASH!)

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